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the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
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the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
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this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
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When I get home from school....
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"Maybe this world is another planet’s hell."
Aldous Huxley (via never-no-more)
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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
I love those two so much AW
I’m going to spoil my kids
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I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
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